Monday, March 16, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Mister One Half
WARNING
Do not scroll down if you ever want to have children and consider them
the cutest baby in the world, THE WORLD'S UNDISPUTED REIGNING HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION CUTIE IS HERE TO STAY!!!
Why yes i have been working out
GO FIGHTING ILLINI!!!!
Carrots, hmmmmm...... tastes good. Unlike daddy i will eat my veggies
What??? Did i see who spilled this bowl?......... It was littlest not me
When i give him the lips i get a kiss everytime
I call this stare, THE LADY KILLER!
It is like a tiny roller coaster
She moves her body like a cyclone!! a mighty cyclone!!
Little Uncle Ricky seems to lose his baby appeal around this one
Wow, i wonder who i get my big head from.... love you grandpa!Sunday, February 8, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Hanging Out with the Family
I will start this post out with my favorite Dean Oang stories in no particular order. Baby Caleb Pictures will be scattered throughout and we have some really good ones so dont stop till the end.
1. Dean's basement playing Mario Kart on the Super Nintendo after middle school was out. This was the first time i played a video game and completely dominated someone else, even though i had never played before. An addiction was born.
2. Dean has a great nickname. The Asian Sensation, or Eggroll Express.
3. Dean was amazing at many facets of the game of basketball. His lasting memory on the court will be coming up on a fast break and within seconds of getting a pass running behind the 3 point line and launching the Trifecta. It was just like Pippen would do on a fast break. Money.
4. We were sitting in the Hansens basement Ramming around one night, when Nate came down to tell us that Dean was in an accident and everything got silent(I believe this is how it happened. i could be wrong). I remember praying for him at school that semester. Seeing him come home after that was heart warming, cause you have to love dean.
5. Money..... He had a 2 year period after he saw the movie Swingers where everything was money. money this. money that. money money money. Vince Vaughn was proud.
This picture is computer generated of Caleb's twin sister, or what she would have looked like if he hadn't eaten her in the womb....
6. Going to Deans younger brothers freshman basketball games and screaming at Mr Mielke to play him. Whenever he got in he would light up the 3 point line and make Dean proud.
7. Telling me at a Middle School Assembly that a certain younger girl liked me and wanted me to ask her out. I never did. Eric says to this day i would have never left Zeeland if i took the wrong fork in that road.
8. The greatest Dean story ever.... The summer of whenever Eric lost his virginity and last name to Amy. Jodi, Luke, Heath, Dean and I set out on a seemingly harmless trip to Nebraska......
some stories can't be shared. Thats what the little man says.
1. Dean's basement playing Mario Kart on the Super Nintendo after middle school was out. This was the first time i played a video game and completely dominated someone else, even though i had never played before. An addiction was born.2. Dean has a great nickname. The Asian Sensation, or Eggroll Express.
3. Dean was amazing at many facets of the game of basketball. His lasting memory on the court will be coming up on a fast break and within seconds of getting a pass running behind the 3 point line and launching the Trifecta. It was just like Pippen would do on a fast break. Money.
4. We were sitting in the Hansens basement Ramming around one night, when Nate came down to tell us that Dean was in an accident and everything got silent(I believe this is how it happened. i could be wrong). I remember praying for him at school that semester. Seeing him come home after that was heart warming, cause you have to love dean.
5. Money..... He had a 2 year period after he saw the movie Swingers where everything was money. money this. money that. money money money. Vince Vaughn was proud.
This picture is computer generated of Caleb's twin sister, or what she would have looked like if he hadn't eaten her in the womb.... 
6. Going to Deans younger brothers freshman basketball games and screaming at Mr Mielke to play him. Whenever he got in he would light up the 3 point line and make Dean proud.
7. Telling me at a Middle School Assembly that a certain younger girl liked me and wanted me to ask her out. I never did. Eric says to this day i would have never left Zeeland if i took the wrong fork in that road.
8. The greatest Dean story ever.... The summer of whenever Eric lost his virginity and last name to Amy. Jodi, Luke, Heath, Dean and I set out on a seemingly harmless trip to Nebraska...... some stories can't be shared. Thats what the little man says.
Monday, January 19, 2009
Giggling little man
This is a video of the little man with me trying to eat his baby ribs and him giggling. No babies were harmed during the taping of this video.
Saturday, December 27, 2008
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
This Post is a Holiday Letter to all you Family and Friends
Early on in the year we found out that the little buddy was on the way. Finding out was the most exciting and frightening moment in our life. Living in Davis still and concentrating on school was her priority and i was working and driving to the Bay Area everyday.
In the summer Grace graduated from UC Davis with Honors and started studying for the MCAT, she aced it and currently is Interviewing with many schools. I starting playing baseball again and was pitching for the Blue Jays in the NABA. It was hot most of the summer and we had fun spending time in the park and walking for pre-natal stuff.
During the Fall the little man came out. September 2nd was the happiest day of the year. The little man came out after 60 hours of back labor and had a conehead plus blonde hair and blue eyes. I was in the room and now cannot understand why women would ever have children. We moved to West Sacramento into a new condo with more room so he could have his own playroom and the cats have more room to run around.
In the winter we had Caleb dedicated at Graces home church Good Samaritan in Valley Springs. He has grown very much since his birth, he is now over 22 pounds and has not reached 4 months. His 3 loves in life are eating, talking gibberish, and waking up his momma. Grace has been accepted into a couple Med Schools and now is deciding where she wants to go. Merry Christmas to everyone.
Early on in the year we found out that the little buddy was on the way. Finding out was the most exciting and frightening moment in our life. Living in Davis still and concentrating on school was her priority and i was working and driving to the Bay Area everyday.
In the summer Grace graduated from UC Davis with Honors and started studying for the MCAT, she aced it and currently is Interviewing with many schools. I starting playing baseball again and was pitching for the Blue Jays in the NABA. It was hot most of the summer and we had fun spending time in the park and walking for pre-natal stuff.
During the Fall the little man came out. September 2nd was the happiest day of the year. The little man came out after 60 hours of back labor and had a conehead plus blonde hair and blue eyes. I was in the room and now cannot understand why women would ever have children. We moved to West Sacramento into a new condo with more room so he could have his own playroom and the cats have more room to run around.
In the winter we had Caleb dedicated at Graces home church Good Samaritan in Valley Springs. He has grown very much since his birth, he is now over 22 pounds and has not reached 4 months. His 3 loves in life are eating, talking gibberish, and waking up his momma. Grace has been accepted into a couple Med Schools and now is deciding where she wants to go. Merry Christmas to everyone.
THIS PICTURE IS DEDICATED TO AMY REDFIELD-NUETZLING. I AM COMPLETELY NAKED IN THIS PICTURE AND SHE NOW OWES ME KYLE ORTON OR SOMEONE OF EQUAL OR BETTER QUALITY.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Osama Bin-Hansen???
This is an actual photo of Heath Hansen....
The stories of Heathcliffe Hansen are Multifaceted...i will now explain the unexplainable..in easy to understand numbered points to get to the bottom of what he was CREATED to become...
1. His Bionic Knee - In an effort to cover up his Bionic upgrades, the Taliban engineered a ruse so that "Heaths" recovery would be overlooked, an extremely large 28 year old man substituted at catcher on an opposing baseball team and while Heath was on third, and he was sent home on an infield pop up....and every baseball lover knows that you would never try to score on a sacrifice fly to the second baseman.
2. Unnaturally low voice in 7th grade - When Heath came to school that year his voice was somewhere between James Earl Jones and an emphysema patient. What really happened was he turned 19 that year.... he was really 6 years older than his "brothers" How you ask?? His mother was blackmailed into telling all her neighbors by the Taliban that she was having 3 children, when in fact that day in Holland Hospital only 2 children were born....
3. 98% of his Body is covered in hair - I have never seen his entire body but this is a computer generated image of his body, that is a "Hairrorist" if i ever saw one.
4. Athletic Ability that know no bounds - I have never once seen Luke or Lee foul out of a basketball game on 6 straight charges in the first quarter, the only one is the so called "Hansen" Heath, and the only reason is the other 9 players couldn't keep up with him because he was always 8 to 10 years older than everyone else. It was probably lonely being so advanced at such a young age, and eerily sad for him leading to this fact...
5. He listened to the song Strawberry Wine for 9 consecutive months - No self respecting Dutch Man would listen to such a sad, gay, womanly song on the premise that it was "stuck in his CD player" but an Arab would...
6. He is a Cubs fan - Cheering on a team that will never win a world series with the slogan Wait till next year is akin to believing that strapping a bomb on your body and pressing a button will give you an eternity of 77 virgins.... both are as likely as pigs flying.
So the real question is, Was Heath created to be an assassin, father assassins, bring the American sports landscape to a halt by giving bad therapy to athletes, create a false life for Osama Bin Ladin to step into and hide, or can he de-program himself and the years of indoctrination and live a happy normal life?? We may never know till its too late.
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